Midnight Grumpy Camo Shorts
XS
$40.00
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Built for dads who operate somewhere between “don’t bother me” and “fine, I’ll handle it.” The Midnight Grump Camo Shorts combine a dark, tactical-inspired camouflage pattern with distressed GRUMPY DAD lettering worked right into the design—subtle enough to wear anywhere, grumpy enough to make the point.
Designed for workouts, range days, yard work, weekend missions, or aggressively supervising the grill, these athletic shorts bring GDG attitude to everyday performance gear. The midnight black, charcoal, and muted olive palette keeps them rugged and versatile, while the repeating stencil print gives them that unmistakable Grumpy Dad Gear edge.
Dark. Comfortable. Tactical-ish. Dad approved.
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
Midnight Grumpy Camo Shorts
$40.00
Designed for workouts, range days, yard work, weekend missions, or aggressively supervising the grill, these athletic shorts bring GDG attitude to everyday performance gear. The midnight black, charcoal, and muted olive palette keeps them rugged and versatile, while the repeating stencil print gives them that unmistakable Grumpy Dad Gear edge.
Dark. Comfortable. Tactical-ish. Dad approved.
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |