Mk1 Mod1, Patterned Shorts
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$40.00
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Comfortable enough to relax in. Loud enough to make your point without saying a word.
The Grumpy Dad Gear Patterned Shorts are built for dads who believe comfort is non-negotiable and subtlety is highly overrated.
Featuring an all-over Grumpy Dad-inspired pattern, these shorts bring the perfect mix of old-school attitude, questionable humor, and everyday comfort. Whether you're manning the grill, working around the garage, hitting the beach, heading out for the weekend, or assuming your rightful position in the favorite chair—these shorts are ready for duty.
Pair them with your favorite Grumpy Dad Gear tee or wear them solo when you want your shorts to do the complaining for you.
Made for dads who are slightly irritated, heavily caffeinated, fiercely loyal, and always comfortable.
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
Mk1 Mod1, Patterned Shorts
$40.00
The Grumpy Dad Gear Patterned Shorts are built for dads who believe comfort is non-negotiable and subtlety is highly overrated.
Featuring an all-over Grumpy Dad-inspired pattern, these shorts bring the perfect mix of old-school attitude, questionable humor, and everyday comfort. Whether you're manning the grill, working around the garage, hitting the beach, heading out for the weekend, or assuming your rightful position in the favorite chair—these shorts are ready for duty.
Pair them with your favorite Grumpy Dad Gear tee or wear them solo when you want your shorts to do the complaining for you.
Made for dads who are slightly irritated, heavily caffeinated, fiercely loyal, and always comfortable.
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |